I have posted repeatedly about the jobsite I am on and how it is so challenging to get anything done.
This last week takes the cake; now that we are in the final stages and the ‘owners’ are taking over, the mood is lightening up a bit.
Somehow, a fart battle of epic proportions began in the superintendent’s office trailer. One guy would sneak a little poot, to be answered by a butt berry, to be returned with a wet wipe special, and so on.
Yesterday afternoon I went to the trailer to annoy someone and was greeted at the trailer door with a STENCH! The only way I could think of to describe it was that someone was eating raw possum and it disagreed with them. You could almost see the green tinge to the air, and I noticed that all the windows and doors were closed.
The creator of this special gift was self satisfied and giggled like a school girl when I mentioned it.
Being the kind and caring individual that I am, I decided be needed a new nickname; “Possum Bottom”.
And since I know that they are reading this at the superintendent’s trailer, I might as well send warm greetings to Possum Bottom and that “Pass the Buck Paper Pusher”- E-digger.
Greetings, Assholes, you are gonna miss me.
Quotes suspended because I feel certain that these two can not resist commenting.
